I'm dead.

Oh my poor neglected non-existent readers! How abandoned you must feel! I was actually doing well at at this whole blogging thing; making regular posts, and writing about things that I actually really truly care about and relate to. That is until my life caught up with me... Yes, I've recently had the depressing revelation that all my dreams and goals are dangling by thread. 

Reasons Why My Life is heading to the Pitts:

• I failed (and i mean FAILED) my astronomy mid-term.
• I missed another "in-class activity" for geology ( I seriously NEVER miss class and the ONE day I do...)
• I did poorly on a geology exam
• My home girl and world conquering side kick had to embark on a separate path from me (don't ask for details, its too painful)
• My communications teacher hates me and refuses to give me ANY 100%
• My group exercise instructor basically told me I was a very serious frowny shy person and I'll never be cut out to teach group exercise. (HA, well i never wanted to be anyway... and at least I'm not fake, right?)
• I got my first ever traffic ticket for going 50 in a 35. ( Yes I'm a psychotic irresponsible hormonal teenager and I should't be allowed to drive your kids...I'll deal.)
• The fundraiser for my girls camp this weekend is doomed to fail
• Next week is finals week and I am hardly prepared (aka doomed)
• My brother is 15 this week. (i feel sick just saying it)
• I have had no time to go to the gym and I have become very dependent on chocolate for instant, temporary, numbing gratification. (so guess what i look like right now...if you're thinking balloon YOUR RIGHT!)
• I have been SO tired lately and therefore my seminary attendance is suffering.  

Ok, so maybe I haven't totally condemned myself but if I keep heading on the path I'm on I might as well drop out of school now, invest in a good bike, and take off to Montana to start a life of crime, beer bellies and panhandling.
I might even grow a mustache.

That's actually not sounding like too bad of an option right now.